Kung Fu Hamlet is of your enjoyment. Many Martial Arts battles fought on stage make excitement pleasure. Your favorite Shakespeare theatre came alive in style of Kung Fu cinema. Like dancing artwork of comedy battle scenes, Kung Fu Hamlet will punch your heart and kick your soul into laughter or weeping. Your stupid will change to smart after knowledge of Hamlet and Kung Fu are seen together. Bring children, elderly, adults and students to this great of new theatrical innovative.

Matt's secret technique is the flying Burrito Fist. He has a million hit points.

Michelle worked in R & D for Extensive Enterprises, which we all know is the cover company for Cobra. But she was driven out of the organization when the Baroness got a little miffed by the amount of time Destro was spending in the lab and she loosed the full fury of the Crimson Guard upon Michelle who defected to GI Joe where she serves now under the codename: Dr. D.

Wow! Steph is like SO excited to be working with No Refunds Again! She is like such good friends with Matt, oh my God! She wants to thank her mom and dad for being like so totally supportive of her decision to be a professional theater person! And she wants to say hi, to her like totally awesome boyfriend!

Chad is a man. A man who frequently wears a beard. Which is good because it collects crumbs. He is simply a student. Learning and experiencing what he can. he practices Kung Fu and drinks Guinness. There is little more to ask for... crumbs are good.

Trevor's formidable voice is responsible for toppling the Roman Empire, the Galactic Empire and Empire Records.

Hail to the King, baby.

Clinton has been practicing American Freestyle Martial Arts for five years. This is his second show with No Refunds, after his (some would say) powerhouse debut in 2004's 8/7 Central. His hobbies include Haiku construction and randomly breaking into exact recitations of old Monty Python sketches at awkward moments.

And now, a traditional limmerick:

There once was an actor named Ryan
His performance the crowds just weren't buyin'
So he gave them a hug,
(And a hallucinogenic drug)
And now with the laughter their dyin'

If you feel that line four of the above poem does not comply with the given rhyme scheme, Ryan would like to invite you to give him a hug the next time you see him and please help yourself to the refreshments in the lobby - PARTICULARLY the orange Fanta. Enjoy the show!

Gabe was founder and president of the Lake Forest Academy Chess and Checkers Club. Go Caxys.

During the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for Ian, that of a giant SLOAR! Many shubs and zuuls new what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar on that day, I can tell you.

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? Wouldn't you think I'm a girl, a girl who has everything?

Pour 3 oz. Vodka and 3 oz. Gin in a shaker.
Add a dash of dry vermouth and crushed ice.
Shake vigorously for 10-15 seconds and pour into a martini glass
Garnish with a twist of lemon.
Enjoy!

Best known for his role as "Buddy" on TV's Charles in Charge Roman is so thrilled to be back on the stage after suffering a traumatic make-up malfunction during the recent national tour of Cats, in which he played the Rum-Tum-Tugger like the untameable beast TS Eliot foresaw when he wrote Cats by the miraculous light of the menorah in 165 BC during the first Hanukkah.

Kiseung nació en el pasado, creció en otra ciudad, asistió a una escuela, estudió por sus exámenes, visitó a sus primos en Tejas, y miró su película favorita en la televisión. Tenía un fin de semana muy interesante.

A member of Kung Fu Hamlet's cast since its debut in 2002, Allen was born in Hong Kong, raised in Kingston, Jamaica and currently resides in New York. He is entering his 19th year of training in Chinese Kung Fu. The styles he has studied include Shaolin Boxing, Praying Mantis, Choy Lay Fut, Long Fists, Eagle Claw, Black Tiger Fists, White Crane, and is notoriously known for his execution of the Drunken Fists. He has studied (not as extensively) Karate (Shotokan and Seido), Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and has trained with the International Tae Kwon Do Federation.

Allen holds 5 consecutive years (93 through 97) of Caribbean international open martial arts competition titles, and 10 U.S. National black belt competition titles (2000 through present).

A proud alumnus of Macalester College in St. Paul, Allen is now in the middle of his 3rd year of PhD studies at the State University of New York at Albany. He likes kittens.

Jerome is particularly famous for his defeat of the Dark Wizard Grindewald in 1945, for the discovery of the 12 uses of dragon's blood and his work on alchemy with his partner, Nicolas Flamel. He enjoys chamber music and tenpin bowling.

Bill is the disgraced former curator of the No Refunds Theatre Co. Museum, wherein he had the key to One-Eyed Willy.

Naturally I never told Brett I thought he was a terrific whistler. I mean, you don't just go up to somebody and say, "You're a terrific whistler."

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