11/23/2005 02:51:00 PM|W|P|Gabe|W|P|As you eat turkey this weekend and celebrate things you are thankful for, be thankful for this: KUNG FU HAMLET IS RETURNING to the twin cities! This January Kung Fu Hamlet will be performed for two weekends only at Intermedia Arts on Lyndale! Little do many people know that the cast of Kung Fu Hamlet is actually a crack Commando team we got on loan from the federal government. After the highly successful run at the 2005 Fringe Festival, they were called back into active duty to defend human freedom against ruthless terrorist organizations determined to rule the world. These patriots have been fighting freedom-haters all across the globe with only their nerve and the most technologically advanced ass-whoopin' kung fu abilities since Chun Li's helicopter kick. So if you want to fight terrorism, come see Kung Fu Hamlet! It's what freedom is all about.|W|P|113278017731617690|W|P|don't call it a comeback|W|P|gllanas@gmail.com